Hello, I am Greg. I like punk; Bad Religion, Pennywise, Black Flag, TSOL and Lagwagon (and more). Also love comedians; George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Louis CK, and reading about Evolution and other sects of biology.
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a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life